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Monday, August 29, 2005

Cybersex gone HORRIBLY wrong

Post by Torz on sgforums:

[This logs are quoted from http://members.cox.net/daguilar1/funny.shtml]
[Credit goes to author]

CYBERSEX GONE WRONG

So I was having cybersex the other day.
It was pretty good I guess. Here it is:

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me $**@#, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of #@@!.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

Yeah it was pretty sweet.

This one was good.
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

This kinda sucked.

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh #@@!
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh #@@!
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

Ew this chick was nasty. Yeeeeaah.

bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
Katie_007: Sure, you into vegetables?
bloodninja: What like gardening an #@@!?
Katie_007: Yeah, something like that.
bloodninja: Nothing turns me on more, check this out:
bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
**pause**
Katie_007: is that it?
bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
Katie_007: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
**pause**
bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... sexily.
bloodninja: I ride your buttocks like they were amber waves of grains.
Katie_007: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of
carrots and zucchinis.
bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
bloodninja: Damn baby you're right, this #@@! is HOTT.
Katie_007: ...
bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Katie_007: whatever.

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I've been getting some cheap laughs over the internet lately.. just to keep myself happy. Ain't I a sad freak? haha!
Loads to get done.
I need to get organised badly.
And stop being lazy.

I could've studied last night, but nooooo.. I was enjoying CSI NY and Miami. I've learnt to like both of these after Las Vegas. Really gotta watch it for a while before understanding why it's so hard to adjust from one to the other. These locations are very different, so obviously some procedures, etc are different too.

TV is good.

I still hate studying (not like I do anyway).

6 Comments:

At 8:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha. wah seh. and here i was, thinking dat u were a kwai kwai ger. :P haha, muz re-evalutate u liao. :P

 
At 10:36 PM, Blogger juz_A_ga| said...

When it comes to studies, I AM NOT GUAI. Maybe once upon a time. Definitely not now. hahahaha!

 
At 11:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha. ok lah. dun say u not kwai. i'll just say u...er.... grown up n see the world liao. haha. :P more tactful abit.

i tot u were the most studious of the 3 (yx, yl, n u). but turns out now, seems like yl more kwai at studying, huh? lol. haha, i tink nid to re-evaluate all 3 of u. not juz u. lol.

 
At 4:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can't I just be simply smarter than them? And wat? After I got my degree, these ppl are gg for their ACCA and degree (after a diploma) Darn! I wasted so much on a useless degree... And I bloodily still have to pay it for the next 12 yrs... Kill me!

 
At 8:20 PM, Blogger Bougie Black Boy said...

This is wonderfully clever!

 
At 11:13 PM, Blogger juz_A_ga| said...

Gamer's cybersex. It's just wrong. hahahahaha!~ it's still hilarious to me. haha!

Paladin and YL: eh. I have never really been that studious lahz. i very much prefer working than studying.

 

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